Sexy...

So Lissa and Rose are in lunch and they are talking to some old friends. Rose spotted the "sexiest" boy in school. The she goes on and thinks about her own figure. She has big boobs and nice hip. She is one sexy fox compared to the other flat chested girls with no hips. So from reading this, boobs and hips is the only way to appeal to men and that's what every girl wants. Yup, I totally want my kid reading that. No.

Lost to Narnia

So I have this book that I carry around with me to school, my classes, and home again. Last Thursday, it disappeared around lunch time. I thought that I had forgotten it in my third block class. The next day, I hurried over to my third block class to retrieve my book only to find that I had not left it there. Frustrated, my mind started thinking that it had been stolen. Kidnaped per say. This was the third time this has happened to me! I was a little upset. At lunch, I looked around the commons to look for any sign of it. No luck. Fourth block hit and it was almost the end of the day (my school has four blocks instead of 8 periods, less homework). I mopped around forth block and headed over to my boyfriends to spend some time there. All weekend, I wondered who would take my book? It was the school's book too. Come Monday, I headed back to the library where the real Narnia was. I spoke to my librarian and she said that someone had found it in the commons and brought it in. I didn't feel so smart at that moment. I was glad to know it was okay,  but i would have to wait until lunch to get it back.

Narnia 3 : Me 0

Using the "F" bomb

So, Rose is back in school and she has to attend her regular classes. What a life. But into her second period, she encounters a teacher who is not being all to nice to her, and she is holding back her language. It would have been fine if that was all it was, but this is a book for teenagers. Like it makes a world of a difference. The book actually says "I felt my cheeks burning red, but in self-control, I stopped myself from telling him to fuck off". I like reading books. I like that they make thing mature, but swearing is not mature. This book may be directed at teens, but we all know sixth graders and eighth graders are going to want to read this, because it's whats popular right now. I'm 17 years old, a teenager, almost an adult by most standers, and i don't want to read a book that complains about daily life, I do that enough, and I dont want to read a book with the "F" bomb in it.

~ Until another time then

Reading in at Chapter 2

So Lissa and Rose get captured by the guys from St. Vladimir's Academy and the two cant be by each other or they'll plain an escape. Because two teenage girls are dangerous. Yeah, no. They were taken down once, it'll happen again. But when they got to St. V Academy, there was a long winded explanation of how the school looked because that is relevant to the story. It's not. Then the two were being lectured about leaving the school for two years and destroying school property before they left. Rose was being threatened that she was going to be kicked out of the school, but instead, she got extra tanning and no social life. How horrible. And there are curse words being tossed around like "damn" and "pissed"...well pissed is not really a swear word, but its not used in regular conversation. Curing does not make you seem cooler, it makes you seem intelligent and angry. It's easy to say the "F" words, but it takes smarts to come up with something better.

~until next time....

Already?

I'm reading the first chapter and already I see something that could be questionable. To start off, a girl is having a dream about a good looking fellow putting suntan lotion on her back on a beach. Then she picked up on her roommates dream about a horrible car crash. She wakes up and runs over to wake up her room mate, Lissa. And the main character'd idea of calming her roommate down is having Lissa drink her blood. So I assume one is a vampire, Lissa, and the other is a human, name yet to be discovered. So Lissa drink's this girls blood and it's apparently way better then sex, but it's okay, the main character started that she has not "done it" yet. Yeah, okay. So in this process, I found out that the main character's name is Rose, classic name here. So right off the bat, we got some lesbian acting going here (personally, I have nothing agents gay, lesbian, or bi people). Now I see why it could be questionable, especially in Texas of all places. They got caught by some unnamed characters and now they have to leave there now calmed dorm room on some college campus. And as i guessed, they get caught. Now we find out that Lissa is some kind of vampire princess and the two have to retune to St. Vladimir's Academy. Classic vampire name. Really now? moving a little fast for the first chapter no?

~Until another time I suppose...